" family trees "

 [ "family tree" ]

1: a chart or diagram depicting who had sex with who, and/or who is the result of such

  * e.g.,  ... Oedipus, the original redneck, had an unusual family tree 

 [ "Family Tree" ]

1: When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, and put it in mom's pussy

  * e.g.,  ... I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy 

 [ "Urban Family Tree" ]

1: Group of people living in inner cities who have become just as good as family members through sharing time, space and life but who are not related to each other by blood. Surrogate and adoptive individuals, people or groups who provide family suport to another or others in the absence of real family members in an urban setting. Includes friends, mentors, community supporters, church groups, foster families, charities, good samaritans or total strangers etc.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Milo, d'you have any family in the UK?" "No man, they're all back home in Africa but I'm not alone cos I've got a huge urban family tree supporting and loving me". "Yeah, like who?" "Jackie's my aunt, R.W. is my big brother and I've got the best grandma I visit in Islington". 

 [ "family tree climber" ]

1: One who dates someone with a large immediate family so that they can eventually get with every other member of the family. They usually originate from the south but have come as far north as Mississippi and Oklahoma. They engage in redneck activities and often enjoy incestual activities.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: "Have you seen BillyBob, he's such a family tree climber..." Duane: "I heard he only dated Janessica so that he could fuck her sisters and eat out her grandpa." 

 [ "Alabama Family Tree" ]

1: A family tree in which the parents continue to produce a daughter and a son, that get married to each other and also have a daughter and a son, this continues. The family tree ends up looking like two vertical straight lines next to each other.

  * e.g.,  ... He has such a diverse background, almost like the opposite of an Alabama family tree 

 [ "DSMP Family Tree" ]

1: What the fuck are you doing looking this up?

  * e.g.,  ... The DSMP Family Tree is very odd. 

 [ "Hockey Family Tree" ]

1: The Hockey Family Tree is the order in the hockey family. It's starts with the creator of the hockey gods and works it's way down

  * e.g.,  ... The Hockey Family Tree is the most important part for the gods of hockey. 

 [ "Pruned the family tree" ]

1: Suicide.

  * e.g.,  ... Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today. 

 [ "Alabama Family Tree" ]

1: When a diagonal line is drawn in you family tree inferring that incest has occurred.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see how ugly that kid is?" 

 [ "Your family tree lgbt" ]

1: The single worst insult of all time which trumps "ur granmlny tranny", "ur granpap a trap" , etc. Rather than targeting a single family member it destroys your entire lineage and instantly teleports all dead relatives to hell

  * e.g.,  ... Frank: "ur mom gay lol"